A few years ago… I was on line at Target..
It was winter…
I had a huge cart of items (surprise, surprise).. Only 1 cashier.
There was a beautiful woman behind me with only one item in her hand. No shopping cart.
I asked her… “Do you want to cut in front of me?, I don’t mind” … She graciously declined.
I happened to glance at what was in her hand. It was very sexy lingerie. I figured she was being bashful and didn’t want to make a scene over undergarments… I totally get it.. Been there; done that… I still get embarrassed over buying feminine products…and underwear…
I knew the woman looked familiar, but I did not know her and I still don’t know her….
I did, however, recognize her a few days later at a different location.. and, of course, the first thought was ” Oh look, it’s the beautiful lingerie woman”… I started seeing her several times a week just randomly around town. I remember telling my husband how I now see this woman in random places and the lingerie comes to mind.. I wish I didn’t see that…
So, here’s the kicker….
Fast forward a few months…
The weather is lovely and warm…Everyone is in t-shirts enjoying the spring…, and I see this woman.. and…. she had a very distinct BABY BUMP..
I couldn’t wait to tell My husband about this… The lingerie woman was pregnant !!!
I remember thinking , “Well, if she had a purpose in mind that day,,, her plan worked”
Now I see she has a new little baby!!!
I saw it all go down from the BEGINNING…!!!
I remember you telling me this !
This is hilarious!!
I was tempted to go to Target and buy the lingerie to get laid, but then I read she got pregnant… I’ll just go to Dunkin Donuts instead.
Myriam – that comment just made me laugh so hard I had to sit down and roll side to side ..
You are too funny! Love this story!
Very nice story. I am sure that will be the end of the lingerie for quite awhile.